your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I want to have your abortion
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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