Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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