Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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