Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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