no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
