Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My vagina just clenched in fear
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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