..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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