Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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