I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
