chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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