But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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