Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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