:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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