I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Can I color on your dick again?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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