My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I want to have your abortion
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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