So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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