You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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