Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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