Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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