There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You're like the curious george of whores
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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