...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
nutella sex= disaster
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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