I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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