I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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