Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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