i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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