Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My liver is preforming stress tests.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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