Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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