I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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