is your mom at the bar?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
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