It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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