he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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