: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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