Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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