If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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