we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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