Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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