i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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