Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
