used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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