it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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