Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm always down for nudity.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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