Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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