More tranny stories later!
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
FUCK WHALES
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
that is very illegal...i love you.
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