Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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