Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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