Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Your penis caused this!
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