I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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