love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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