doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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