yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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